I'm Not Anti Social, I'm Anti Idiot T-shirt

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Color: Red

Size: S

Own Your Selective Socializing: "People Person (with Standards)" Tee

This witty tee from our "Sarcasm Swag" Collection flips the script on social anxiety with a touch of playful self-awareness. It's perfect for anyone who enjoys good company, but on their own terms.

Style It Your Way:

  • Conversational Casual: Pair it with jeans and sneakers for a relatable, everyday look that sparks conversation (hopefully with interesting people!).
  • Social Butterfly (But Chooses the Flowers): Wear it under a blazer for a touch of humor at gatherings (be prepared for some relatable bonding with like-minded souls!).
  • Chill Study Sessions: Match it with comfy leggings or joggers for peak relaxation with a side of "intellectual discernment" (because surrounding yourself with good vibes is important, too).
  • Streetwise With Standards: Layer it with a hoodie, cargo pants, and chunky sneakers for an urban vibe that says "cool people only."
  • Coffee Shop Connoisseur: Keep it light and fun with your favorite sarcastic tee paired with cozy sweatpants (because sometimes you just need a good cup of joe and a good book, no people required).

Premium Quality, Built to Last:

  • Stay-True Fit: Enjoy lasting comfort and fit with our high-quality, pre-shrunk fabric.
  • Flattering Silhouette: Tailored seams create a stylish and comfortable look.
  • Crisp Slogan: The smooth printing surface lets your message shine.
  • Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching ensures this tee becomes a wardrobe staple.
  • Personalized Comfort: Tear-away and double-satin labels provide options for maximum comfort.

Easy Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash warm, inside out with similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
  • Skip the dry cleaner to protect the print.
  • Avoid ironing directly on the printed area.

Join the Sarcasm Swag Community!

This tee is part of our "Sarcasm Swag" Collection, celebrating the joys (and occasional struggles) of social interaction. Each design is a conversation starter, sure to get a chuckle (or a friendly eyebrow raise) from anyone who appreciates a bit of humor and the importance of surrounding yourself with good company (when you feel like it). Wear your "People Person (with Standards)" tee with pride and join our community of fun-loving individuals who embrace sass and social selectiveness in style!

Effortlessly Ironic:

Denim Delights:
Denim is your canvas for casual sarcasm. Pair your tee with high-waisted jeans, mom jeans, or even distressed ones for a laid-back vibe. Finish the look with sneakers for ultimate comfort and a touch of "I don't try too hard" coolness.

Leggings & Lounging: Embrace cozy sarcasm by teaming your tee with leggings or joggers. Throw on a light cardigan or a zip-up hoodie for added warmth. Complete the look with slippers or comfy sneakers for a relaxed "whatever" attitude.



Flirty and Feigning Friendliness:

Skirt the Issue:
Channel your inner sarcastically sweet self with a cute mini skirt or a flowy midi skirt. Add a touch of summery sweetness with sandals or ballet flats – but make sure the eye roll is evident!

Dress It Down (A Little, But Not Really):
Don't be afraid to layer! Try your Sarcasm Swag tee under a flowy sundress or a sleeveless overall. This unexpected combination creates a playfully ironic look with a hint of "trying, but not really" personality.



Bold and Bragging (About How Little You Care):
High-Waisted Haven: Make your Sarcasm Swag tee the center of attention by pairing it with high-waisted black pants or a leather skirt. Accessorize with a statement belt and chunky boots for an edgy and eye-catching outfit that screams "I'm way too cool for you."

Color Coordination (But Not Because You Actually Care):
Play with color (or pretend to) by choosing pants or a skirt that complements a prominent color in your graphic. This creates a cohesive and stylish look, even if you're secretly scoffing at the concept of "trying."



Accessorize with Sarcastic Flair:

Jewellery with a Wink: Showcase your dedication to the art of sarcasm with subtle (or not-so-subtle) jewellery. Think earrings shaped like eyeroll emojis, necklaces with sarcastic phrases, or bracelets with witty sayings.

Hats & Bags with Hidden Meanings:
Top off your look with a trendy hat that reflects your ironic mood. Think bucket hat with a sarcastic slogan, a baseball cap with a sassy message, or a beanie for a "don't bother me" vibe. Choose a bag (crossbody, tote, or backpack) that complements your overall outfit and allows you to express your hidden sarcasm. Look for bags with ironic quotes or deadpan illustrations.

Hairstyles & Makeup (Maybe):
Keep your hairstyle effortless (or pretend it is). Messy buns, loose waves, or even a bedhead look can work perfectly. Makeup is optional – a natural look can be ironically paired with a bold statement tee, or go for a full face if you're feeling extra sassy that day.



Pro Tip! Layering Magic: Layering adds depth and dimension (or lets you be even more ironic about putting in effort). Wear a denim jacket, a sheer kimono, or a light cardigan over your tee for a touch of coolness. You can also layer a tank top or a long-sleeved tee underneath for a unique and layered effect (but act like you didn't put much thought into it).

Hearts & Hues Tee: Fabric Love Guide
Keep your tee vibrant and ready to spread love with these easy-peasy Fabric Love tips!

Wash Cycle:

Turn your tee inside out and join forces with similar colored warriors (clothes) for a gentle machine wash in warm water.
Drying Do's & Don'ts: ☀️

Embrace the low tumble dry setting for a gentle post-wash fluff.
Skip the high heat; it might make your tee shrink, and we don't want that!
Brightening Up: ✨

If your tee needs a little refresh, stick to non-chlorine bleach only. Regular bleach can be a bit too harsh for your favorite graphic.
Dry Cleaning: ❌

Dry cleaning might be tempting, but it's best to avoid it for these tees. It can affect the print quality.
Ironing: ‍♀️

Steer clear of ironing directly over the printed area. If needed, use a low heat setting and iron on the reverse side.
Bonus Tip!

For an extra dose of love, consider washing your tee in a delicates bag. It provides added protection for the fabric and print.

With a little Fabric Love, your Hearts & Hues tee will stay looking fabulous for adventures to come!

Glam Up Tips for Sarcasm Swag Collection

Casual Day Out ☀️🌼
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe. Add a touch of shimmer for brightness and waterproof mascara for definition. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lip gloss for a fresh, natural look. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add bronzer for a healthy, sun-kissed glow. 🌞🍂

Coffee Date ☕🍃
Eyes: Soft, warm eyeshadows in shades of brown and gold. Use brown eyeliner for a subtle definition. 🌟👁️
Lips: Warm nude or peach lipstick for a cozy, inviting look. 💄🍑
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a natural finish. Add blush for a gentle, rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Weekend Brunch 🍳🌸
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows with a touch of gold shimmer. Use mascara to enhance the lashes. 👁️✨
Lips: Light pink or peach lip tint for a fresh, brunch-ready look. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural finish. Add blush for a healthy, radiant glow. 🌞🌸

Evening Out 🌜💖
Eyes: Shimmery eyeshadows in shades of bronze, gold, and deep brown. Use bold eyeliner and volumizing mascara for dramatic eyes. 🌟👁️
Lips: Deep berry or classic red lipstick for a sophisticated, glamorous look. 💄🍇
Face: Medium to full coverage foundation with highlighting on the high points of the face. Use blush for a rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Library Lounge 📚☀️
Eyes: Light eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe with a hint of shimmer. Use brown eyeliner for a soft look. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a relaxed, intellectual vibe. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add a touch of bronzer for a warm glow. 🌞🍂

Festival Fun 🎉🌿
Eyes: Bright, playful eyeshadows in shades of pink, purple, and blue. Add glitter for extra fun. 🌈✨
Lips: Bright pink or cherry red lip tint for a lively look. 💄🍒
Face: Light foundation with a natural finish. Use highlighter on the cheekbones and nose for an extra glow. 🌟🌸

Date Night 🌹💕
Eyes: Soft, romantic eyeshadows in shades of rose, mauve, and champagne. Add a touch of shimmer to the inner corners. 🌸✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lipstick for a gentle, romantic touch. 💄🌷
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a dewy finish. Add blush for a natural, rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Office Chic 💼✨
Eyes: Neutral eyeshadows in shades of taupe, beige, and soft brown. Use a thin line of black or brown eyeliner for subtle definition. 👁️🌟
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a professional, polished look. 💄🌷
Face: Medium coverage foundation with a matte finish. Add a hint of blush for a healthy glow. 🌸👃

Weekend Getaway 🌳🌸
Eyes: Light, fresh eyeshadows in shades of peach and gold. Use waterproof mascara for a natural look. 👁️✨
Lips: Light coral or nude lip balm with SPF for a fresh appearance. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural, protected glow. Add bronzer for a sun-kissed effect. 🌞🍂

Size: S
Length (cm): 64
Half Chest (cm): 41
Length (inches): 25 ¼
Half Chest (inches): 16.14

Size: M
Length (cm): 67
Half Chest (cm): 43
Length (inches): 26 ⅜
Half Chest (inches): 16.93

Size: L
Length (cm): 69
Half Chest (cm): 47
Length (inches): 27 ⅛
Half Chest (inches): 18.50

Size: XL
Length (cm): 71
Half Chest (cm): 50
Length (inches): 28
Half Chest (inches): 19.69

Size: 2XL
Length (cm): 72
Half Chest (cm): 56
Length (inches): 28 ⅓
Half Chest (inches): 22.05

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