Definition - Bitchilanate T-shirt

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Color: Sports Grey

Size: S

Slay with Sass: The "Faux Fabulous" Definition Tee

This sassy tee from our "Witty Words Collection" playfully redefines "bitchlanate" with a touch of humor. It's perfect for anyone who owns their confidence and isn't afraid to show it with a wink and a smile.

Where to Wear It:

  • Family Gatherings (with caution): Pair it with jeans and sneakers for a casual look, but be mindful of your audience. Maybe save this tee for brunch with your besties.
  • Casual Fridays: Own your office swagger with this tee under a blazer or cardigan. It's a guaranteed conversation starter (amongst the right colleagues).
  • Lounging at Home: Relax in style with comfy sweatpants or leggings – because everyone deserves a little "me time" with a side of sass.
  • Running Errands with a Dose of Fierce: Throw it on with shorts and flip-flops for an easygoing look that shows you're not afraid to be you.
  • Coffee Dates with an Edge: Layer it under a denim jacket and pair with jeans for a laid-back, unforgettable ensemble. Your date will be sure to remember your confidence!

Premium Quality, Made to Last:

  • Stay-True Fit: Enjoy lasting comfort and fit with our high-quality, pre-shrunk fabric.
  • Flattering Silhouette: Tailored seams create a stylish and comfortable look.
  • Crisp Design: The smooth printing surface lets your sassy message shine.
  • Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching ensures this tee becomes a wardrobe staple.
  • Personalized Comfort: Tear-away and double-satin labels provide options for maximum comfort.

Easy Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash warm, inside out with similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
  • Skip the dry cleaner to protect the print.
  • Avoid ironing directly on the printed area.

Join the Witty Words Community!

This tee is part of our "Witty Words Collection," featuring clever and playful designs that spark conversation. Each piece is designed to make you smile and connect with others who share your love for humor and a touch of sassy self-expression. Wear your "Faux Fabulous" definition tee with pride and join our community of fun-loving individuals who embrace wit and confidence in style!

Effortlessly Hilarious:

Denim Delights:
Denim is a classic canvas for your witty message.

Light and Playful:
Opt for light wash skinny jeans or a denim skirt for a casual and playful vibe. Finish the look with white sneakers or sandals for a touch of summery fun.

Relaxed and Edgy: Choose a relaxed-fit boyfriend jean or distressed denim jacket for a more laid-back yet humorous look. Complete the outfit with sneakers or boots for added edge.

Leggings & Lounging (But Make it Laugh-Out-Loud): Stay comfy and spread laughter with leggings and your Witty Words tee.

Solid Color Comfort: Pair your tee with solid-colored leggings in black, grey, or navy for a simple and bold look. Add a pop of color with bright socks or a statement belt.

Printed Puns:
Choose patterned leggings with funny graphics or wordplay that complement your tee's message. This creates a double dose of hilarity!

Flirty & Funny:

Skirt the Joke:
Channel your inner wit with a cute mini skirt or a flowy midi skirt.

Sarcastic Sass:
Pair a tee with a sarcastic slogan with a black mini skirt and platform sandals for a sassy and funny look. Add a playful clutch or fanny pack to complete the outfit.

Flirty Fun:
Opt for a tee with a witty pick-up line or a funny observation about life with a flowy floral midi skirt and sandals for a flirty and humorous look.

Dress It Up (A Touch of Playful Sophistication): Don't be afraid to layer your regular-fit tee for a more playful and sophisticated look.

Over a Slip Dress:
Wear your Witty Words tee over a simple slip dress in a contrasting color. This unexpected combination creates a playfully funny look with a touch of mystery
Under a Kimono:
Layer your tee under a sheer kimono with a bright or patterned design for a fun and stylish look. Choose a kimono color that complements your tee's message.

Bonus Tip! Accessorize with Wit:

Jewellery with a Wink: Showcase your sense of humour with playful jewellery. Look for earrings shaped like funny emojis, necklaces with witty phrases, or bracelets with puns or jokes.

Hats & Bags with Hidden Meanings:
Top off your look with a hat that reflects your playful mood. A bucket hat with a funny slogan or a baseball cap with a witty saying can add to the humor. Choose a bag (crossbody, tote, or backpack) with a funny quote or a design that complements your tee's message.

Hairstyles & Makeup (Optional, But Fun):

Playful Updos or Fun Braids:
Keep your hairstyle light and playful. Experiment with messy buns with colorful hair ties, fun braids with ribbons, or loose waves with a headband featuring a funny quote.

Makeup with a Pop of Color:
Embrace the playful vibe with a touch of bright eyeshadow or a bold lip color. You can also keep it simple with a touch of mascara and a playful shade of lip gloss.

Pro Tip! Layer Magic: Layering adds depth and dimension to your outfit, especially when the weather cools down. Throw on a denim jacket, a bomber jacket with a funny graphic, or a long cardigan over your tee for a stylish and versatile look. You can also layer a tank top with a funny saying or a long-sleeved tee underneath your Witty Words tee for a unique and personalized effect.

Hearts & Hues Tee: Fabric Love Guide
Keep your tee vibrant and ready to spread love with these easy-peasy Fabric Love tips!

Wash Cycle:

Turn your tee inside out and join forces with similar colored warriors (clothes) for a gentle machine wash in warm water.
Drying Do's & Don'ts: ☀️

Embrace the low tumble dry setting for a gentle post-wash fluff.
Skip the high heat; it might make your tee shrink, and we don't want that!
Brightening Up: ✨

If your tee needs a little refresh, stick to non-chlorine bleach only. Regular bleach can be a bit too harsh for your favorite graphic.
Dry Cleaning: ❌

Dry cleaning might be tempting, but it's best to avoid it for these tees. It can affect the print quality.
Ironing: ‍♀️

Steer clear of ironing directly over the printed area. If needed, use a low heat setting and iron on the reverse side.
Bonus Tip!

For an extra dose of love, consider washing your tee in a delicates bag. It provides added protection for the fabric and print.

With a little Fabric Love, your Hearts & Hues tee will stay looking fabulous for adventures to come!

Glam Up Tips for Witty Words Collection

Casual Day Out ☀️🌼
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe. Add a touch of shimmer for brightness and waterproof mascara for definition. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lip gloss for a fresh, natural look. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add bronzer for a healthy, sun-kissed glow. 🌞🍂

Coffee Date ☕🍃
Eyes: Soft, warm eyeshadows in shades of brown and gold. Use brown eyeliner for a subtle definition. 🌟👁️
Lips: Warm nude or peach lipstick for a cozy, inviting look. 💄🍑
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a natural finish. Add blush for a gentle, rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Brunch with Friends 🍳🌸
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows with a touch of gold shimmer. Use mascara to enhance the lashes. 👁️✨
Lips: Light pink or peach lip tint for a fresh, brunch-ready look. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural finish. Add blush for a healthy, radiant glow. 🌞🌸

Evening Out 🌜💖
Eyes: Shimmery eyeshadows in shades of bronze, gold, and deep brown. Use bold eyeliner and volumizing mascara for dramatic eyes. 🌟👁️
Lips: Deep berry or classic red lipstick for a sophisticated, glamorous look. 💄🍇
Face: Medium to full coverage foundation with highlighting on the high points of the face. Use blush for a rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Library Lounge 📚☀️
Eyes: Light eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe with a hint of shimmer. Use brown eyeliner for a soft look. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a relaxed, intellectual vibe. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add a touch of bronzer for a warm glow. 🌞🍂

Festive Fun 🎉🌿
Eyes: Bright, playful eyeshadows in shades of pink, purple, and blue. Add glitter for extra fun. 🌈✨
Lips: Bright pink or cherry red lip tint for a lively look. 💄🍒
Face: Light foundation with a natural finish. Use highlighter on the cheekbones and nose for an extra glow. 🌟🌸

Date Night 🌹💕
Eyes: Soft, romantic eyeshadows in shades of rose, mauve, and champagne. Add a touch of shimmer to the inner corners. 🌸✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lipstick for a gentle, romantic touch. 💄🌷
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a dewy finish. Add blush for a natural, rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Office Chic 💼✨
Eyes: Neutral eyeshadows in shades of taupe, beige, and soft brown. Use a thin line of black or brown eyeliner for subtle definition. 👁️🌟
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a professional, polished look. 💄🌷
Face: Medium coverage foundation with a matte finish. Add a hint of blush for a healthy glow. 🌸👃

Weekend Getaway 🌳🌸
Eyes: Light, fresh eyeshadows in shades of peach and gold. Use waterproof mascara for a natural look. 👁️✨
Lips: Light coral or nude lip balm with SPF for a fresh appearance. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural, protected glow. Add bronzer for a sun-kissed effect. 🌞🍂

Size: S
Length (cm): 64
Half Chest (cm): 41
Length (inches): 25 ¼
Half Chest (inches): 16.14

Size: M
Length (cm): 67
Half Chest (cm): 43
Length (inches): 26 ⅜
Half Chest (inches): 16.93

Size: L
Length (cm): 69
Half Chest (cm): 47
Length (inches): 27 ⅛
Half Chest (inches): 18.50

Size: XL
Length (cm): 71
Half Chest (cm): 50
Length (inches): 28
Half Chest (inches): 19.69

Size: 2XL
Length (cm): 72
Half Chest (cm): 56
Length (inches): 28 ⅓
Half Chest (inches): 22.05

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