Unleash Your Wit with the 'Bitch Monday - U R Like Monday. No Body Likes You T-shirt':
Celebrate your sharp wit and playful attitude with our 'Bitch Monday - U R Like Monday. No Body Likes You T-shirt' from the 'Sarcasm Swag' Collection. This tee is designed for those who love to wear their sarcasm with pride. Featuring a clever and cheeky statement, this t-shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a bit of sass.
Where to Wear and How to Wear:
Occasion |
Style Tips |
Casual Outings |
Pair your sarcastic tee with jeans and sneakers for a relaxed, everyday look that’s full of personality. |
Social Gatherings |
Wear under a blazer or jacket to add a fun and unique touch to a smart-casual ensemble, perfect for parties or casual meetups. |
Study Sessions |
Match with comfy leggings or joggers for a stylish yet comfortable outfit that keeps your sense of humor front and center. |
Streetwear Fashion |
Layer with a hoodie, cargo pants, and chunky sneakers for an urban, edgy look that stands out. |
Work-from-Home Days |
Keep it light and fun with your favorite sarcastic tee paired with cozy sweatpants for the ultimate comfy-chic vibe. |
Premium Quality and Engaging Designs:
Feature |
Description |
Exquisite Preshrunk Jersey Knit |
Enjoy lasting comfort and fit with our tees, made from high-quality fabric that's pre-shrunk to maintain a consistent fit over time. |
Flattering Fitted Silhouette |
Tailored with a side seam, our t-shirts offer a fitted silhouette that combines style and comfort seamlessly. |
High-Resolution Print Surface |
The high stitch density ensures a smooth surface, perfect for our detailed and vibrant designs, bringing each sarcastic statement to life with clarity. |
Seamless Comfort and Durability |
Our t-shirts feature a seamless double-needle 1.3 cm collar, taped neck, and shoulders, offering both comfort and lasting wear. |
Personalizable Labeling |
With a tear-away label and a double-satin label, our t-shirts are designed for maximum comfort and personalization. |
Robust Double-Needle Hems |
The double-needle sleeve and bottom hems enhance the durability of our t-shirts, ensuring they stay a part of your wardrobe for longer. |
Size Guide:
Size |
Length (cm) |
Half Chest (cm) |
Length (inches) |
Half Chest (inches) |
S |
64 |
41 |
25 ¼ |
16.14 |
M |
67 |
43 |
26 ⅜ |
16.93 |
L |
69 |
47 |
27 ⅛ |
18.50 |
XL |
71 |
50 |
28 |
19.69 |
2XL |
72 |
56 |
28 ⅓ |
22.05 |
Care Instructions: To keep your 'Bitch Monday - U R Like Monday. No Body Likes You T-shirt' in perfect condition, follow these care instructions:
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Wash: Machine wash warm, inside out, with similar colors.
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Tumble Dry: Opt for a low setting.
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Bleach: Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
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Dry Clean: Avoid dry cleaning to maintain the integrity of the print.
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Iron: Do not iron the print area.
Our 'Bitch Monday - U R Like Monday. No Body Likes You T-shirt' is part of the 'Sarcasm Swag' collection, a curated selection celebrating wit and humor. Each tee in this collection is a canvas showcasing playful and clever quotes, designed to make you and those around you smile. Wear your 'Bitch Monday - U R Like Monday. No Body Likes You T-shirt' with pride and join a community of individuals who embrace their love for fun and sassy expressions in style!
Effortlessly Ironic:
Denim Delights:
Denim is your canvas for casual sarcasm. Pair your tee with high-waisted jeans, mom jeans, or even distressed ones for a laid-back vibe. Finish the look with sneakers for ultimate comfort and a touch of "I don't try too hard" coolness.
Leggings & Lounging: Embrace cozy sarcasm by teaming your tee with leggings or joggers. Throw on a light cardigan or a zip-up hoodie for added warmth. Complete the look with slippers or comfy sneakers for a relaxed "whatever" attitude.
Flirty and Feigning Friendliness:
Skirt the Issue:
Channel your inner sarcastically sweet self with a cute mini skirt or a flowy midi skirt. Add a touch of summery sweetness with sandals or ballet flats – but make sure the eye roll is evident!
Dress It Down (A Little, But Not Really):
Don't be afraid to layer! Try your Sarcasm Swag tee under a flowy sundress or a sleeveless overall. This unexpected combination creates a playfully ironic look with a hint of "trying, but not really" personality.
Bold and Bragging (About How Little You Care):
High-Waisted Haven: Make your Sarcasm Swag tee the center of attention by pairing it with high-waisted black pants or a leather skirt. Accessorize with a statement belt and chunky boots for an edgy and eye-catching outfit that screams "I'm way too cool for you."
Color Coordination (But Not Because You Actually Care):
Play with color (or pretend to) by choosing pants or a skirt that complements a prominent color in your graphic. This creates a cohesive and stylish look, even if you're secretly scoffing at the concept of "trying."
Accessorize with Sarcastic Flair:
Jewellery with a Wink: Showcase your dedication to the art of sarcasm with subtle (or not-so-subtle) jewellery. Think earrings shaped like eyeroll emojis, necklaces with sarcastic phrases, or bracelets with witty sayings.
Hats & Bags with Hidden Meanings:
Top off your look with a trendy hat that reflects your ironic mood. Think bucket hat with a sarcastic slogan, a baseball cap with a sassy message, or a beanie for a "don't bother me" vibe. Choose a bag (crossbody, tote, or backpack) that complements your overall outfit and allows you to express your hidden sarcasm. Look for bags with ironic quotes or deadpan illustrations.
Hairstyles & Makeup (Maybe):
Keep your hairstyle effortless (or pretend it is). Messy buns, loose waves, or even a bedhead look can work perfectly. Makeup is optional – a natural look can be ironically paired with a bold statement tee, or go for a full face if you're feeling extra sassy that day.
Pro Tip! Layering Magic: Layering adds depth and dimension (or lets you be even more ironic about putting in effort). Wear a denim jacket, a sheer kimono, or a light cardigan over your tee for a touch of coolness. You can also layer a tank top or a long-sleeved tee underneath for a unique and layered effect (but act like you didn't put much thought into it).
Hearts & Hues Tee: Fabric Love Guide
Keep your tee vibrant and ready to spread love with these easy-peasy Fabric Love tips!
Wash Cycle:
Turn your tee inside out and join forces with similar colored warriors (clothes) for a gentle machine wash in warm water.
Drying Do's & Don'ts: ☀️
Embrace the low tumble dry setting for a gentle post-wash fluff.
Skip the high heat; it might make your tee shrink, and we don't want that!
Brightening Up: ✨
If your tee needs a little refresh, stick to non-chlorine bleach only. Regular bleach can be a bit too harsh for your favorite graphic.
Dry Cleaning: ❌
Dry cleaning might be tempting, but it's best to avoid it for these tees. It can affect the print quality.
Ironing: ♀️
Steer clear of ironing directly over the printed area. If needed, use a low heat setting and iron on the reverse side.
Bonus Tip!
For an extra dose of love, consider washing your tee in a delicates bag. It provides added protection for the fabric and print.
With a little Fabric Love, your Hearts & Hues tee will stay looking fabulous for adventures to come!
Glam Up Tips for Sarcasm Swag Collection
Casual Day Out ☀️🌼
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe. Add a touch of shimmer for brightness and waterproof mascara for definition. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lip gloss for a fresh, natural look. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add bronzer for a healthy, sun-kissed glow. 🌞🍂
Coffee Date ☕🍃
Eyes: Soft, warm eyeshadows in shades of brown and gold. Use brown eyeliner for a subtle definition. 🌟👁️
Lips: Warm nude or peach lipstick for a cozy, inviting look. 💄🍑
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a natural finish. Add blush for a gentle, rosy glow. 🌞🌸
Weekend Brunch 🍳🌸
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows with a touch of gold shimmer. Use mascara to enhance the lashes. 👁️✨
Lips: Light pink or peach lip tint for a fresh, brunch-ready look. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural finish. Add blush for a healthy, radiant glow. 🌞🌸
Evening Out 🌜💖
Eyes: Shimmery eyeshadows in shades of bronze, gold, and deep brown. Use bold eyeliner and volumizing mascara for dramatic eyes. 🌟👁️
Lips: Deep berry or classic red lipstick for a sophisticated, glamorous look. 💄🍇
Face: Medium to full coverage foundation with highlighting on the high points of the face. Use blush for a rosy glow. 🌞🌸
Library Lounge 📚☀️
Eyes: Light eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe with a hint of shimmer. Use brown eyeliner for a soft look. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a relaxed, intellectual vibe. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add a touch of bronzer for a warm glow. 🌞🍂
Festival Fun 🎉🌿
Eyes: Bright, playful eyeshadows in shades of pink, purple, and blue. Add glitter for extra fun. 🌈✨
Lips: Bright pink or cherry red lip tint for a lively look. 💄🍒
Face: Light foundation with a natural finish. Use highlighter on the cheekbones and nose for an extra glow. 🌟🌸
Date Night 🌹💕
Eyes: Soft, romantic eyeshadows in shades of rose, mauve, and champagne. Add a touch of shimmer to the inner corners. 🌸✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lipstick for a gentle, romantic touch. 💄🌷
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a dewy finish. Add blush for a natural, rosy glow. 🌞🌸
Office Chic 💼✨
Eyes: Neutral eyeshadows in shades of taupe, beige, and soft brown. Use a thin line of black or brown eyeliner for subtle definition. 👁️🌟
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a professional, polished look. 💄🌷
Face: Medium coverage foundation with a matte finish. Add a hint of blush for a healthy glow. 🌸👃
Weekend Getaway 🌳🌸
Eyes: Light, fresh eyeshadows in shades of peach and gold. Use waterproof mascara for a natural look. 👁️✨
Lips: Light coral or nude lip balm with SPF for a fresh appearance. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural, protected glow. Add bronzer for a sun-kissed effect. 🌞🍂
Size: S
Length (cm): 64
Half Chest (cm): 41
Length (inches): 25 ¼
Half Chest (inches): 16.14
Size: M
Length (cm): 67
Half Chest (cm): 43
Length (inches): 26 ⅜
Half Chest (inches): 16.93
Size: L
Length (cm): 69
Half Chest (cm): 47
Length (inches): 27 ⅛
Half Chest (inches): 18.50
Size: XL
Length (cm): 71
Half Chest (cm): 50
Length (inches): 28
Half Chest (inches): 19.69
Size: 2XL
Length (cm): 72
Half Chest (cm): 56
Length (inches): 28 ⅓
Half Chest (inches): 22.05