SORRY wasn't Listening T-shirt

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Color: White

Size: S

Master the Art of Selective Hearing: "Sorry, Wasn't Listening" Tee

Channel your inner master of selective hearing with this hilarious tee from our "Sarcasm Swag" collection. It's the perfect way to add a touch of humor to any outfit, letting the world know you march to the beat of your own drum (or pretend not to hear them altogether).

Style It Your Way:

  • Casual Cool: Pair it with jeans and sneakers for everyday fun.
  • Smart Casual: Wear it under a blazer for a touch of humor at gatherings.
  • Comfy Chic: Match it with leggings or joggers for a study session outfit with personality.
  • Streetwear Edge: Layer it with a hoodie, cargo pants, and chunky sneakers for an urban vibe.
  • Work-From-Home Comfort: Keep things light with sweatpants for the ultimate comfy-chic workday.

Premium Quality, Built to Last:

  • Preshrunk Comfort: Enjoy a lasting fit with our high-quality, preshrunk fabric.
  • Flattering Fit: Tailored seams create a stylish and comfortable silhouette.
  • Crisp Design: The smooth printing surface lets your sarcastic message shine.
  • Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching ensures this tee becomes a wardrobe staple.
  • Personalized Touch: Tear-away and double-satin labels provide comfort and customization options.

Easy Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash warm, inside out with similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
  • Skip the dry cleaner to protect the print.
  • Avoid ironing directly on the printed area.

Join the Sarcasm Swag Community!

This tee is part of our "Sarcasm Swag" collection, celebrating playful humor and witty expressions. Each design is a conversation starter, sure to make you (and maybe confuse) those around you smile. Wear your selective hearing skills with pride and join our community of fun-loving individuals who embrace sassy style!

Effortlessly Ironic:

Denim Delights:
Denim is your canvas for casual sarcasm. Pair your tee with high-waisted jeans, mom jeans, or even distressed ones for a laid-back vibe. Finish the look with sneakers for ultimate comfort and a touch of "I don't try too hard" coolness.

Leggings & Lounging: Embrace cozy sarcasm by teaming your tee with leggings or joggers. Throw on a light cardigan or a zip-up hoodie for added warmth. Complete the look with slippers or comfy sneakers for a relaxed "whatever" attitude.

Flirty and Feigning Friendliness:

Skirt the Issue:
Channel your inner sarcastically sweet self with a cute mini skirt or a flowy midi skirt. Add a touch of summery sweetness with sandals or ballet flats – but make sure the eye roll is evident!

Dress It Down (A Little, But Not Really):
Don't be afraid to layer! Try your Sarcasm Swag tee under a flowy sundress or a sleeveless overall. This unexpected combination creates a playfully ironic look with a hint of "trying, but not really" personality.

Bold and Bragging (About How Little You Care):
High-Waisted Haven: Make your Sarcasm Swag tee the center of attention by pairing it with high-waisted black pants or a leather skirt. Accessorize with a statement belt and chunky boots for an edgy and eye-catching outfit that screams "I'm way too cool for you."

Color Coordination (But Not Because You Actually Care):
Play with color (or pretend to) by choosing pants or a skirt that complements a prominent color in your graphic. This creates a cohesive and stylish look, even if you're secretly scoffing at the concept of "trying."

Accessorize with Sarcastic Flair:

Jewellery with a Wink: Showcase your dedication to the art of sarcasm with subtle (or not-so-subtle) jewellery. Think earrings shaped like eyeroll emojis, necklaces with sarcastic phrases, or bracelets with witty sayings.

Hats & Bags with Hidden Meanings:
Top off your look with a trendy hat that reflects your ironic mood. Think bucket hat with a sarcastic slogan, a baseball cap with a sassy message, or a beanie for a "don't bother me" vibe. Choose a bag (crossbody, tote, or backpack) that complements your overall outfit and allows you to express your hidden sarcasm. Look for bags with ironic quotes or deadpan illustrations.

Hairstyles & Makeup (Maybe):
Keep your hairstyle effortless (or pretend it is). Messy buns, loose waves, or even a bedhead look can work perfectly. Makeup is optional – a natural look can be ironically paired with a bold statement tee, or go for a full face if you're feeling extra sassy that day.

Pro Tip! Layering Magic: Layering adds depth and dimension (or lets you be even more ironic about putting in effort). Wear a denim jacket, a sheer kimono, or a light cardigan over your tee for a touch of coolness. You can also layer a tank top or a long-sleeved tee underneath for a unique and layered effect (but act like you didn't put much thought into it).

Hearts & Hues Tee: Fabric Love Guide
Keep your tee vibrant and ready to spread love with these easy-peasy Fabric Love tips!

Wash Cycle:

Turn your tee inside out and join forces with similar colored warriors (clothes) for a gentle machine wash in warm water.
Drying Do's & Don'ts: ☀️

Embrace the low tumble dry setting for a gentle post-wash fluff.
Skip the high heat; it might make your tee shrink, and we don't want that!
Brightening Up: ✨

If your tee needs a little refresh, stick to non-chlorine bleach only. Regular bleach can be a bit too harsh for your favorite graphic.
Dry Cleaning: ❌

Dry cleaning might be tempting, but it's best to avoid it for these tees. It can affect the print quality.
Ironing: ‍♀️

Steer clear of ironing directly over the printed area. If needed, use a low heat setting and iron on the reverse side.
Bonus Tip!

For an extra dose of love, consider washing your tee in a delicates bag. It provides added protection for the fabric and print.

With a little Fabric Love, your Hearts & Hues tee will stay looking fabulous for adventures to come!

Glam Up Tips for Sarcasm Swag Collection

Casual Day Out ☀️🌼
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe. Add a touch of shimmer for brightness and waterproof mascara for definition. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lip gloss for a fresh, natural look. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add bronzer for a healthy, sun-kissed glow. 🌞🍂

Coffee Date ☕🍃
Eyes: Soft, warm eyeshadows in shades of brown and gold. Use brown eyeliner for a subtle definition. 🌟👁️
Lips: Warm nude or peach lipstick for a cozy, inviting look. 💄🍑
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a natural finish. Add blush for a gentle, rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Weekend Brunch 🍳🌸
Eyes: Light, neutral eyeshadows with a touch of gold shimmer. Use mascara to enhance the lashes. 👁️✨
Lips: Light pink or peach lip tint for a fresh, brunch-ready look. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural finish. Add blush for a healthy, radiant glow. 🌞🌸

Evening Out 🌜💖
Eyes: Shimmery eyeshadows in shades of bronze, gold, and deep brown. Use bold eyeliner and volumizing mascara for dramatic eyes. 🌟👁️
Lips: Deep berry or classic red lipstick for a sophisticated, glamorous look. 💄🍇
Face: Medium to full coverage foundation with highlighting on the high points of the face. Use blush for a rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Library Lounge 📚☀️
Eyes: Light eyeshadows in shades of beige and taupe with a hint of shimmer. Use brown eyeliner for a soft look. 👁️✨
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a relaxed, intellectual vibe. 💄🌷
Face: BB cream with SPF for a light, natural finish. Add a touch of bronzer for a warm glow. 🌞🍂

Festival Fun 🎉🌿
Eyes: Bright, playful eyeshadows in shades of pink, purple, and blue. Add glitter for extra fun. 🌈✨
Lips: Bright pink or cherry red lip tint for a lively look. 💄🍒
Face: Light foundation with a natural finish. Use highlighter on the cheekbones and nose for an extra glow. 🌟🌸

Date Night 🌹💕
Eyes: Soft, romantic eyeshadows in shades of rose, mauve, and champagne. Add a touch of shimmer to the inner corners. 🌸✨
Lips: Soft pink or nude lipstick for a gentle, romantic touch. 💄🌷
Face: Light to medium coverage foundation with a dewy finish. Add blush for a natural, rosy glow. 🌞🌸

Office Chic 💼✨
Eyes: Neutral eyeshadows in shades of taupe, beige, and soft brown. Use a thin line of black or brown eyeliner for subtle definition. 👁️🌟
Lips: Soft mauve or rose lipstick for a professional, polished look. 💄🌷
Face: Medium coverage foundation with a matte finish. Add a hint of blush for a healthy glow. 🌸👃

Weekend Getaway 🌳🌸
Eyes: Light, fresh eyeshadows in shades of peach and gold. Use waterproof mascara for a natural look. 👁️✨
Lips: Light coral or nude lip balm with SPF for a fresh appearance. 💄🍑
Face: Tinted moisturizer with SPF for a natural, protected glow. Add bronzer for a sun-kissed effect. 🌞🍂

Size: S
Length (cm): 64
Half Chest (cm): 41
Length (inches): 25 ¼
Half Chest (inches): 16.14

Size: M
Length (cm): 67
Half Chest (cm): 43
Length (inches): 26 ⅜
Half Chest (inches): 16.93

Size: L
Length (cm): 69
Half Chest (cm): 47
Length (inches): 27 ⅛
Half Chest (inches): 18.50

Size: XL
Length (cm): 71
Half Chest (cm): 50
Length (inches): 28
Half Chest (inches): 19.69

Size: 2XL
Length (cm): 72
Half Chest (cm): 56
Length (inches): 28 ⅓
Half Chest (inches): 22.05

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